staff meals

i do quite a lot of shoots in restaurants.

my favourite things about restaurants are:

1. getting asked if i'd like a coffee

2. chatting to waiters and waitresses

3. getting asked if i'd like another coffee

4. finding the best place for a self-portrait

5. seeing what the staff meals are like

seeing as most of my ideas for a silly exhibition or book seem to get 

done by somebody before me, i'm thinking about doing a little feature on 

staff meals. what do you reckon ?

here are some staff meals at a place i photographed last week.

1

sausage beans and chips. good choice.

2

same again but with a bit of stew, some rice and a boiled egg.

i always like to see rice and chips on the same plate so i'm giving this one the

benefit of the doubt.

3

cornflakes !

this must be a girl.

4

good example of teamwork here. getting your colleague to pour tomato

sauce from an industrial size bottle onto a plate containing sausages

and yessss... skill... chips and rice.

excellent !

5

hmmm... stew, sausage, beans, chips and rice...

full house !

6

is there any chance ?

my diet is notoriously odd but what the what ?!

2 boiled eggs and 5 jockeys.

sort it out napkin girl.

and no kidding, by the time i put my camera away and got to the back of the queue

all that was left for me was a handful of chips...

excellent !