paris

here are a few photos from gay paris last weekend.

some leaves and stuff.

so... i went to this art gallery in paris.
i forget what it was called now but it was underneath a big pyramid.
you could probably google it.

there were lots of interesting paintings there.

i like this one of some lad carrying a cross.

look at the woman on the right... did somebody just photoshop a face onto her tea-towel ?

i really like it when you see creatures with mixed up body parts.

like a man on a horses body, or a goat legged fellow.

or how about a fox's head on the body of a swan ?

or a blackbird's head on a raven's torso...

hmmm...

i don't know if the lad on the right is pointing at the other lad's winky

or offering it an apple.

i hate this painting.

woah ! look...

a dog trying to make friends with a monkey.

where to begin ?

there's a whole heap of wrong going on here but probably the part that had me 

whispering "problems" under my breath is the two babies kissing.

or is one a baby and the other is an angel ?

oh... that's all right then.

after i'd finished spotting "problems" with the paintings i moved onto the african 

sculptures room. i like this one. it kind of reminds me of the one in that tintin book.

no idea what this one is about though.

on the way out i went past a room with a massive queue.

it was the ladies bathroom !

( right girls ? )

then i saw a room with a crowd of almost the same size...

i thought it might be another ladies because in the distance i could see a female

symbol on the door.

but no... it wasn't a queue for the bathroom.

it was a crowd gathered around some painting of an italian bird

( excuse my dip into 1970's parlance if you will )

yeah, good luck with that one mate.

this was as close as i could be bothered going.

it was worse that the crowd outside supreme today.

( right kids ? )

so i headed off to grab a coffee.

tomorrow i'll show you that coffee

( it was a nice one )