do you like carluccio's ?
as you may have spotted, i'm a bit of a creature of habit.
whenever i go to carluccio's i always order lasagne.
it's a three-step procedure.
step 1
order a lasagne then moan when it turns up with a load of salad on top
that you hadn't asked for.
step 2
keep moaning for a couple of minutes. throw in the odd tut then man up
and move all the salad onto the edge of the plate.
step 3
using a different knife and fork to the ones used to move the salad,
tuck in and eat really quickly while checking the footy scores on your phone.
textbook.
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