really ?

hmmm...

i skulked over to peyton and byrne at the british library a few weeks ago

this little machine caught my attention.

obviously i'm not one to complain but...

well, the buttons were all dirty and sticky for one thing.

i opted for a flat white and a lemon drizzle cake.

i don't like it when i order a flat white and they ask " small or large one ?"

i thick that's a personal question from somebody i barely know.

plus a flat white should be one size only, right ?

the lemon drizzle cake was what's known in the lemon drizzle cake industry as

"dry as balls"

also the flat white was way too hot and the table was wobbly.

which grubby button do you think i pressed ?