eddie cochrane was wrong. there are four steps to heaven.
step one:
choose a plate.
this is my favourite plate. a 12 inch diameter
beauty which i was presented with at champneys after giving
one of my famous lectures on healthy eating.
step two:
put the jockeys in the middle. this will be the base.
step three:
clumsily empty a carton of chicken fried rice on top of
the jockeys. taking care to spill some rice and the odd pea
onto the kitchen surface.
step four:
pour a carton of curry sauce over the mound of chicken fried rice
and chips. once again i recommend spilling just a little curry sauce
onto the kitchen surface.
you will need the following accessories:
1. a fork
2. some beer
job done.
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