saturday morning, i breakfasted at the fleet river cafe.
i asked for a full english but stated "no mushrooms, no tomatoes"
the girl asked if i'd like anything to replace the unwanted items.
"sure, just chuck on some extra meat please"... those were my exact words.
she definitely got the gist... i didn't want any nonsense on my plate.
i just wanted the good stuff.
then this turned up...
in the name of all that's holy !
what's that green stuff all about ?
i was just about to throw the plate on the floor and demand that girl
who took my order, and the chef both be sacked on the spot... i was livid...
however mrs w pointed out that the greenery wasn't actually touching any of
the good stuff and then expertly removed the wretched leaves.
2 or 3 minutes later and the job was a good un.
i got mrs w to put the green things back on my plate to make a point .
boom !
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