oh no !

oh yes !

mrs w was out last night with her tardy sister.

i was left home alone. i was hungry. only one thing could happen in a situation like this...

boom !

that's the essentials right there.

step 1.

empty the carton of chicken fried rice onto the big-ass plate.

for added style, spill a few peas and some rice onto the kitchen surface.

step 2.

spread it around to form a good base and knock a few more peas overboard.

step 3.

empty the jockeys on top. even the bad ones. 

step 4.

pour the curry sauce all over the top.

that's what i'm talking about.

don't worry about the peas and rice on the worktop. somebody will clean it up tomorrow.

( big shout out to m-c in edinburgh... this one is for you )