the meal

1

this is the biggest plate i own. 12 inch diameter.

( i think it was especially designed for this meal )

2

on go the jockeys.

( feel free to say something along the lines of "hello lads" )

3

pile on the chicken fried rice.

( by all means spill a few grains of rice overboard )

4

pour the curry sauce over the top.

( it's important that you whistle "push it" by salt 'n pepper while pouring )

5

pop the plate on a robin day, pour out the winona ryder and you're all set.

if anybody out there is brave / foolish enough to try this meal, please send me a photo

 or two and i'll publish them here on my blog, along with a few words of praise...
( or constructive criticism )