by my reckoning, it's time for iphone friday.
at whitfield towers posing up with my new camera
and foolishly trying to use it.
outrageous lacing technique spotted at vagabond n7
sneakersncoffee at vagabond n7
the big lebowski pencils that my friend pointed me in the direction of.
though i haven't bought them yet.
coincidentally one of my favourite punchlines is:
"yes, i had to work it out with a pencil"
hopefully you'll know the previous set-up line.
if not, just email me and brace yourself for some side splitting.
johnny cashpoint machine
sometimes you don't need much.
just a scotch egg and a chip will do it.
that korean magazine that did an interview with me a few months back.
i can't believe they photoshopped that outrageous grin onto my face.