'14' couldn't assist me.
wallet-boy couldn't assist me.
so i had to go back to the future and put out a call to robo-cat.
not only did she agree to help, but she was on sparkling form too. top girl.
robo-cat: if i had a puppy, i'd call him snowflake.
me: well, maybe if it was a white dog you would, but what if it was black ?
robo-cat: if it was black i'd call it "i am the sensational diamond"
you couldn't make it up.