porto v arsenal last night
( adopts alan hansen accent )
"a catalogue of defensive errors"
nice backpass from sol campbell to fabianski...
surely he's not going to pick it up ?
yikes ! he did pick it up.
well at least hang on to the ball and wait for your defenders to
stop crying and form a wall to protect against the free-kick
ok, i suppose you could just give the ball to the ref and turn
your back on it while gesturing and moaning at a team-mate
who had nothing to do with it.
i mean what's the worst that could happen ?