i have a friend called colin... well actually he has a prefix...
i know him as --- colin but let's just call him colin shall we ?
we mainly keep in touch by text message these days.
i send him long text messages and he replies, usually with one word messages.
it's always the same word too.
sometimes i send him pictures of people who i think look like him
and he sends me the one word reply.
i saw this plate on the wall of a cafe the other day...
( oh, i should have mentioned that colin is quite short )
it looks like an illustration of colin during one of his infamous temper tantrums
attacking a pigeon with his little penknife !